December 20, 2007

Guilty Surfing Pleasure: Tacky Christmas Yards

in Quick Picks

Christmas Yard Lighting

Counting the hours away till your holiday break?  Here’s a site that will help waste the time away – Tacky Christmas Yards.  Yards are sited for various violations including “Unharmonious Arrangement”, overuse of one color, “WTH” (What the heck!), and my favorite “Fallen Figure/Drive-by Shooting Victim Violation”.

Then, there’s this description of the Intermingling Violation –

Intermingling Violation: This is strictly
prohibited. There should not be a North Pole sign lit up outside of the
manger scene. A giant inflatable Santa should not be peering into the
manger. Jesus was born in a manger, a place of nothingness, a symbol of
scarcity and minimalism. Santa and friends next to the manger is
mockery of the Lord! They are taunting the KING!

Surf away and see which yards might just be on your block.

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